DISQUS

/Film: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer

  • Eric · 1 year ago
    Lol segways rule
  • Rollingstop · 1 year ago
    Skaters Mike Vallely - legend
  • edward · 1 year ago
    it's formulaic peter, but don't apply realistic boundaries here. it's a situational comedy. it's a movie.

    go down your favorite list of movies and start applying the realism deal. ;)
  • aaron G · 1 year ago
    oh, c'mon--that was awesome. okay, maybe it's because i'm an ex-skater and my first skateboard was a mike v., so i'm, er, riding on some nostalgia here, but still, i lol'd at that "it's government" bit. kevin james is such a putz.
  • Landon VanBuskirk · 1 year ago
    HAHAHAHA Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!? I think Kevin James is a pretty funny dude and i have high hopes for this movie. and i loved Jayma Mays on Heroes.
  • Palmer · 1 year ago
    You know, for a minute I thought it said Mall Cop Taser, can you blame me for reading it like that?
  • september11th · 1 year ago
    this is some shitty viral marketing.
    not only is it obviously fake, but if anything it just makes mike valley look like a huge dick rather then interesting me in this mall cop character. its just not funny at all.
  • Bob · 1 year ago
    that was not really that funny, i'll wait until the real trailer
  • Christopher Marc · 1 year ago
    is Valley in this movie?? If so I might actually see it, since I loath Kevin James
  • Patrick · 1 year ago
    I didn't know Mike V. needed work this bad.
  • Kip Mooney · 1 year ago
    Kevin James, what's become of you? So talented on The King of Queens and in Hitch. Sad.
  • Matt · 1 year ago
    I thought that was pretty comical. Not great, but it was just a teaser teaser.
  • TheMarquis · 1 year ago
    That just made me kinda sad and made me not want to see this movie at all.
  • Tatsui · 1 year ago
    It was O.K.. Not my typical form of comedy, but, nevertheless I'll probably end up watching it.
  • Joe Pekula · 1 year ago
    I think this is actually from a skate video and Kevin James just happens to cameo in it in his role as the mall cop... I saw this on a skate video site.
  • evanz · 1 year ago
    That was actually pretty funny...if they avoid slapstick and fart jokes, and focus on the black comedy - there could be something here.
  • devils advocate · 1 year ago
    why are kevin james and kid rock in a movie together? I hate so much about this viral teaser.... I don't know what I hate more.... james awful stache, the stupid character hes portraying, the premise, or the two idiots skating and filming..... I need to go this video makes me feel the need to shower to get the dirty off.....
  • Matter · 1 year ago
    @ palmer: the new millennium sucks doesn't it?

    This definitely looks like a skate video that Mike Vallely was nice enough to put James in as the cop versus beating up an actual cop (as he is used to doing). The CKY series is a definitive testament to that. Either way, I thought it was done quite well if you take it as the skate video the beginning portrayed it to be.
  • Alan Geiss · 1 year ago
    dude that was just stupid. Kevin James being a pushover like that, come on that was terrible acting. Him never getting off the scooter was pretty lame too, i like the whole plot of the movie just not the way they're doing it. Teaser sucked, Peter was right.
  • jonny · 1 year ago
    It woulda been funnier if KJ snapped at the end, took MV down, and while waiting for backup, Kneeled on MV neck and accidentally kills him.... like real mall cops.
  • barnapkins · 1 year ago
    I hate using the term "sell out" but this isn't something mike valley would do?
  • w smith · 1 year ago
    what the hell did i just watch? and why was there a homeless man on a skateboard that sucked at skating spray painting a fat security guard?
  • Kolter · 1 year ago
    Personally, I am a fan of Kevin James. I own the entire series of The King of Queens, and I liked him in Chuck & Larry, and LOVED him in Grilled.

    This movie? meh.. I can see it having some EPIC segway scenes though
  • 790 · 1 year ago
    This film could really use a Kiefer Sutherland cameo. :-)
  • Jake Phlieger · 1 year ago
    I'll see it just because it has Kevin James.
  • Patrick · 1 year ago
    The next installment of the CKY vids (or Haggard 2) should be based on a fake mall cop who kills skateboarders. Don Vito could star... oh wait... he's in prison because he's a peder-ass.
  • Joe · 1 year ago
    That was terrible.

    A) Why is there a skate ramp in a mall?

    B) How the fuck could anyone get away with that shit? He'd get his ass Rodney King'd in seconds in real life.

    C) Fuck that guy, he's a tool.
  • Deez · 1 year ago
    Kevin James can get fucked. Who gives these people work? Seriously? Is this what "comedy" in America has been reduced to? Mall security cop movies? That concept is so old it sat next to Plato in history class. (that analogy was as funny as your mother. burn.)
  • drew · 11 months ago
    LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I AM A SECURITY OFFICER FOR A MAJOR MALL IN BUFFALO. NY. THIS DEFF RELATES TO WHAT WE GOT TO DO I HOPE A SECCOND COMES OUT. BUT ALSO I HOPE THAT PEOPLE DONT LOOK AT US AS IF WE ARE RENT-A- COPS I MEAN WE DO POLICE REPORTS WE ARE NOT ARRMED AND WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT TRY TO KILL US. VIA FIGHTING OR HAVE WEAPONS. WE PUT OUR LIFES ON THE LINE EVERYDAY.

    THANKS