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Re: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer

drew — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:28:43 -0000

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I AM A SECURITY OFFICER FOR A MAJOR MALL IN BUFFALO. NY. THIS DEFF RELATES TO WHAT WE GOT TO DO I HOPE A SECCOND COMES OUT. BUT ALSO I HOPE THAT PEOPLE DONT LOOK AT US AS IF WE ARE RENT-A- COPS I MEAN WE DO POLICE REPORTS WE ARE NOT ARRMED AND WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT TRY TO KILL US. VIA FIGHTING OR HAVE WEAPONS. WE PUT OUR LIFES ON THE LINE EVERYDAY.

THANKS

Re: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer

Deez — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:01:44 -0000

Kevin James can get fucked. Who gives these people work? Seriously? Is this what "comedy" in America has been reduced to? Mall security cop movies? That concept is so old it sat next to Plato in history class. (that analogy was as funny as your mother. burn.)

Re: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer

Joe — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:59:00 -0000

That was terrible.

A) Why is there a skate ramp in a mall?

B) How the fuck could anyone get away with that shit? He'd get his ass Rodney King'd in seconds in real life.

C) Fuck that guy, he's a tool.

Re: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer

Patrick — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:35:01 -0000

The next installment of the CKY vids (or Haggard 2) should be based on a fake mall cop who kills skateboarders. Don Vito could star... oh wait... he's in prison because he's a peder-ass.

Re: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer

Jake Phlieger — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:08:06 -0000

I'll see it just because it has Kevin James.

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790 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:16:06 -0000

This film could really use a Kiefer Sutherland cameo. :-)

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Kolter — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:08:02 -0000

Personally, I am a fan of Kevin James. I own the entire series of The King of Queens, and I liked him in Chuck & Larry, and LOVED him in Grilled.

This movie? meh.. I can see it having some EPIC segway scenes though

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w smith — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:05:43 -0000

what the hell did i just watch? and why was there a homeless man on a skateboard that sucked at skating spray painting a fat security guard?

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barnapkins — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:21:57 -0000

I hate using the term "sell out" but this isn't something mike valley would do?

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jonny — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:32:08 -0000

It woulda been funnier if KJ snapped at the end, took MV down, and while waiting for backup, Kneeled on MV neck and accidentally kills him.... like real mall cops.

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Alan Geiss — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:44:41 -0000

dude that was just stupid. Kevin James being a pushover like that, come on that was terrible acting. Him never getting off the scooter was pretty lame too, i like the whole plot of the movie just not the way they're doing it. Teaser sucked, Peter was right.

Re: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer

Matter — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:23:12 -0000

@ palmer: the new millennium sucks doesn't it?

This definitely looks like a skate video that Mike Vallely was nice enough to put James in as the cop versus beating up an actual cop (as he is used to doing). The CKY series is a definitive testament to that. Either way, I thought it was done quite well if you take it as the skate video the beginning portrayed it to be.

Re: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer

devils advocate — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:45:43 -0000

why are kevin james and kid rock in a movie together? I hate so much about this viral teaser.... I don't know what I hate more.... james awful stache, the stupid character hes portraying, the premise, or the two idiots skating and filming..... I need to go this video makes me feel the need to shower to get the dirty off.....

Re: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer

evanz — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:38:37 -0000

That was actually pretty funny...if they avoid slapstick and fart jokes, and focus on the black comedy - there could be something here.

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Joe Pekula — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:34:30 -0000

I think this is actually from a skate video and Kevin James just happens to cameo in it in his role as the mall cop... I saw this on a skate video site.

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Tatsui — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:33:16 -0000

It was O.K.. Not my typical form of comedy, but, nevertheless I'll probably end up watching it.

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TheMarquis — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:23:32 -0000

That just made me kinda sad and made me not want to see this movie at all.

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Matt — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:56:07 -0000

I thought that was pretty comical. Not great, but it was just a teaser teaser.

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Kip Mooney — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:36:40 -0000

Kevin James, what's become of you? So talented on The King of Queens and in Hitch. Sad.

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Patrick — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:32:35 -0000

I didn't know Mike V. needed work this bad.

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Christopher Marc — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:20:04 -0000

is Valley in this movie?? If so I might actually see it, since I loath Kevin James

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Bob — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:17:26 -0000

that was not really that funny, i'll wait until the real trailer

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september11th — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:05:18 -0000

this is some shitty viral marketing.
not only is it obviously fake, but if anything it just makes mike valley look like a huge dick rather then interesting me in this mall cop character. its just not funny at all.

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CaptainPalmer — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:03:46 -0000

You know, for a minute I thought it said Mall Cop Taser, can you blame me for reading it like that?

Re: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer

Landon VanBuskirk — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:59:48 -0000

HAHAHAHA Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!? I think Kevin James is a pretty funny dude and i have high hopes for this movie. and i loved Jayma Mays on Heroes.