DISQUS

/Film: Universal To Make Asteroids Movie

  • VegaBro · 5 months ago
    I heard about a dozen of these ridiculous movie ideas but have seen none of them ever enter any state of production.

    These are great examples of Hollywood's filtering system and...slashfilms
  • Guest · 5 months ago
    "The good news is that the game isn’t tied to any extensive mythology, which will allow the studio to build the entire story basically from scratch."

    You know, I was going to lie and make up a mythology, but I can't even imagine something stupid enough to be true.

    This game truly has no possible storyline.
  • Tercotta · 5 months ago
    There are simply no words to describe the lengths hollywood is going nowadays.

    Though this will never come out, it'll get cancelled somewhere along the line.
  • Captain_Howdy · 5 months ago
    Dude *I* pitched this idea to my classmates in '86 and they laughed at me... now look!!
    I really don't want to be one of the many who will chime in whinging about how lame this is, but honestly -- what the hell else are we supposed to do? I mean, what else can we say about an idea like this??
  • freemachine · 5 months ago
    I totally sucked at this game; kept running into the asteroids. Anyway, I'd probably go see this if it didn't cost more that 4 quarters...
  • Lance_HBomb · 5 months ago
    PLOT. SPOILERS BELOW.



    "In the year 2056, one man... one mission... one destiny...

    In order to save his loved ones, he must protect them in his ship.

    But alas, the evil Kings of Space have sent multitudes of rocks to hurtle at him.

    He will destroy them. He will survive.

    Tom Cruise. Keanu Reeves. Reese Witherspoon.

    And Jack Nicholson as the Space King.


    ASTEROIDS.


    Summer 2013."
  • Hat · 5 months ago
    Doesn't sound too far from what it'd be.
  • Tommy · 5 months ago
    Wow, my family had that exact arcade cabinet when I was growing up. Not that that makes me want to see a movie based on it.
  • Marko · 5 months ago
    I just hope this doesn't turn out to be a knockoff of the Last Starfighter.
  • LuMendz · 5 months ago
    Well, it's only a matter of time now before they make a Pong movie.
  • Mike · 5 months ago
    Last I heard, they were batting the idea back and forth.
  • keith · 5 months ago
    Bad News - Hollywood already made this move. It was called Armageddon.
  • JohnCT311 · 5 months ago
    I... but... WHAT?
    Just NO.
  • John · 5 months ago
    Makes me think of the scenes in Empire Strikes Back when they went through the astroid field... and I'm sure those scenes will still be better than an Astroids movie.
  • Enzo Moran · 5 months ago
    Space Invaders would make a better movie.
  • Joshua Ruth · 5 months ago
    Next up: BURGER TIME!
  • Max Ketchum · 5 months ago
    this is retarded... it would probably look like this dig dug parody

    http://video.aol.com/video-detail/robot-chicken...
  • Andrew · 5 months ago
    Well apparantly this is old news.. They are now releasing a PONG movie..

    http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8yhul/wtf_...
  • Matt Harding · 5 months ago
    Trailer for the movie based on the Asteroids video game

    http://snipurl.com/mgrt7

    Just posted today (it's towards the end)
  • Name · 3 months ago
    Real story line? It looks like there is a whole lot more going into this...http://www.rawcritics.com/alternate_reality/exclusive-look-universals-upcoming-asteroids-movie