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You know, I was going to lie and make up a mythology, but I can't even imagine something stupid enough to be true.
This game truly has no possible storyline.
Though this will never come out, it'll get cancelled somewhere along the line.
I really don't want to be one of the many who will chime in whinging about how lame this is, but honestly -- what the hell else are we supposed to do? I mean, what else can we say about an idea like this??
"In the year 2056, one man... one mission... one destiny...
In order to save his loved ones, he must protect them in his ship.
But alas, the evil Kings of Space have sent multitudes of rocks to hurtle at him.
He will destroy them. He will survive.
Tom Cruise. Keanu Reeves. Reese Witherspoon.
And Jack Nicholson as the Space King.
ASTEROIDS.
Summer 2013."
Just NO.
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/robot-chicken...
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8yhul/wtf_...
http://snipurl.com/mgrt7
Just posted today (it's towards the end)